Funny Poetry, Funny SMS (URDU)

>>Arz kia hai ........ (poem of this era)

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>> >jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga...

>> >Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga..= .

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>> >company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...

>> >Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

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>> >Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayeee tum ...

>> >Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gayeee tum...

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>> >Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hameee bhi pick karo.= ..

>> >Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

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>> >Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...

>> >woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNI= NGS...

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>> >Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse

>> >Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

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>> >Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,

>> >Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

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>> >Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"

>> >Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

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>> >Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face

>> >Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

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>> >Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown

>> >Too many requests se ho jaata hai..., server down

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>> >Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

>> >Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

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>> >Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya

>> >Yeh dekho mera connection kaa, time out ho gaya

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>> >Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat

>> >What is your ICQ number, aao karein hum chat

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>> >Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female

>> >Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na heee koi e-Mail

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