Funny Poetry, Funny SMS (URDU) Part - II

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaain gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaain gay

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo, tum ko sawab ho ga
(Jo tum say shadi karay,is ka dimaagh kharaab ho ga)

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Galti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jeeyain gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

Ghar se roz jata hai wo
Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap
Sab ko hi sathatha hai wo


Dil kay armaa aansoo'on may behay gaay
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kehay gaay

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

Dabbay may dabba, dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari, nani behosh

Khuda karay sab haseenaaon ke baap mar jaain
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaain

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani bohat thanda tha main bahar nikal aya


Un ki gali say guzray,aj jab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

Mera dil para hai loose
Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes